Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Mr. Santa

ONLINE DATING IS THE BEST FODDER FOR BLOGGING!

It's been less than 24 hours and so far I've been hit up by a grandpa, a guy who self-refers as "Mr. Santa", and a penguin photographer.

Needless to say I am TOTALLY going out with the penguin photographer. The others...ehhhhh, not so much.

One phenomenon to track: the guys who seem to think Match is actually Craigslist Casual Encounters. To which I say, "NEIN." Sending me a message that just says "You look good. Lets [sic] get drink." is SO not working on me. It makes me feel like a piece of meat, and not a Grade A, organic, grass-fed filet minon. "Hello" and "how are you?" go a long way, fellas...word to the wise.

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