I feel like fucking Goldilocks.
Two highlights of my week:
1. A cheeky 16-year-old, WHO IS INCIDENTALLY ONE OF OUR STUDENTS, said of me meeting his attractive dad (and potentially becoming his stepmom), "I look forward to suckling at her teat."
Really? Yeah. Ready to continue? It gets better...
2. While attending my friend David's birthday party last night, his father developed something of a fixation for me. He led off with "I'm old so I can say this...you're very beautiful" which rapidly turned into his asking David, in front of me, if David would be cool with MY BECOMING DAVID'S STEPMOTHER. Keep in mind this man is *70* AND IS STILL MARRIED TO HIS WIFE (who was within earshot). As the night progressed, David started running interference every time his dad came near me. David's mother did as well. My friend Annie physically stood between me and David's dad as a last resort. The whole thing was so uncomfortable (and so ludicrous) that eventually, I just left.
This Goldilocks is ready for her Mr. JUUUUST RIGHT. Calling all guys who are neither 16 nor 70...let's go!
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hahahahaha this is what you get for fantasizing about picket fences!!!!!!!!! be happy and rock it out this weekend, Single Lady ... I mean, you could always be married to a creepy old guy, first family thrown in for free hhhhhhhh XO
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