Tonight I ran into the former roommate of the Rod Blagojevich from my past...and guess what? The ultimate cheating liar has settled down.
To which I say, really?? He was such a first-rate liar and cheater when I was with him...THAT guy decided to settle down? Is it the apocalypse? Because I seriously never thought I'd see this day.
I think I might have a magic vagina. Because everyone I sleep with ends up settling down. With other chicks. I mean, I dodged a bullet with Rod (I pity the woman who settled down with THAT guy)...but really, this is kind of depressing.
What a fucking week.
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