Dear friends,
Sorry to be out of touch. It's been a busy weekend. A quick update:
1. Re: the Harvard Writer, I WIN. After the miserable day when I ran into him and Roxy, I received a text from him that read: "Great seeing your pretty face yesterday. If I don't see you tonight at my stand-up show, let's get together soon". I responded by calling him and explaining, coolly and calmly, that it was a pretty unpleasant experience for me to run into Roxy and him, and as a result I don't feel like being intimate with him anymore (that's right--I FINALLY DID IT). He was disappointed, but understood, told me he thought the world of me, and that was that. I hung up, called Kay, and proclaimed "I AM AWESOME". Because I am. And because of how I dealt the break-up blow, I could tell that the guy now thinks I am even more awesome than he did before. That, friends, is a break-up well handled. As I said, I WIN.
2. I have not heard back from ABBA. I'm pretty ambivalent about the situation, so I'm not all that hung up on it, but it would be nice to hear back from him. It's kind of jerky not to return a message, but he did take me to fondue which means he can't be all that bad (yes, this is how my reasoning works.)
3. I ran into J. Nich last night at a mutual friend's party and...wow. WHAT A FUCKING PUSSY. I was seriously underwhelmed by him. Mostly because he still kind of tried to hit on me and I was like "Really, dude? Really? Because you've asked me out 3 times and not followed through ONCE." I didn't actually say this, but you can bet your ass I thought it. Also, Kay pointed out that his hair makes him look like Little Lord Fontleroy. I'm just sayin'.
4. Also, I met someone last night, had an awesome time talking to him, and then got a serious double blow: he's a VEGAN, and he's dating a woman with a two-year-old. Strriiiiiiikeee.
So, overall the guys on the docket right now are pretty underwhelming. I think I need a rainmaker. I know I need a date to Goldfrapp. Universe, are you listening?
Love,
Foodie Gal
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